Sunday 28 February 2010

Pensioner with an attitude


Walking sticks, zimmer frames, grumpy, smell of moths and fake teeth - the stereotype pensioner that at times are an unappreciated group of people.  I always knew that pensioners had secret talents. Skills that they have obtained from decades of living among us and spying on our ways of living. Most men have served time in the army.  Back then it was normal to spend years in the army as it paid well and provided an education.

Michael Caine, a brilliant British actor, has always been one of my favourites.  When he released his new movie about being a pensioner in a tough London suburb, I just had to see it.  Clint Eastwood did a great job explaining the living conditions in LA, so I was certain that Michael Caine could do it too. It's just different continents and London is a more dangerous city than LA apparently.

London is one of the (if not the) most dangerous place to live in Western Europe. Some say it's the most dangerous place in the industrialised world!  It even made it to the top 10 list, which is pretty scary actually, especially when you see some of the other cities listed.

The Movie "Harry Brown" is produced by the UK Film Council. I'm certain it was sponsored by the UK tourist board too.  Anyway, it portraits people who for some reason are attracted to crime, mob behaviour and use violence to control any confrontation. The movie also looks at the impact these thugs have on the community they live in.

Meet Harry Brown (Michael Caine).  He is a pensioner living in residential flats in the outskirts of London, shared with all levels of society, but mainly the lower classes. As any movie hero, Harry Brown has a secret past, which he has managed to keep contained for decades, and that surprises many of the thugs in the hood.  

Basically, Harry Brown is a loner who has tragically lost his daughter and wife.  His life is shattered even more, when his best mate is brutally killed by the local youth gang that are harassing the estate.  Enough is enough, and Harry takes matters into his own hands.  The police are attempting to assist, but are obstructed by legal red tape.  So, he tracks down the guys himself and kills them one by one, using his ex-marine skills and reflexes - as you do.  It is a brilliant movie that I can highly recommend. It makes "Gran Torino" look like a Disney movie.  Michael Caine becomes an unusual hero and saves day and the neighborhood.
Get it on DVD and enjoy a pensioner beat up thugs that deserve to be punished (not that I approve of vigilantes, but it was effective).  Characters and actors did a great job, making the movie a believable story, especially the young unknown actors that played tough criminals and drug addicts.  Even Vinnie Jones could learn some skills here.  Michael Caine brings a bit of  the"Italian Job", "Get Carter' and "Dirty Harry" back to the British screen, which hasn't been seen since "Lock, Stock..." by Guy Ritchie.

Friday 26 February 2010

The real X-factor (Jedi mind trick)

My family and extended family celebrate individual birthdays with good food and drink.  We meet up in the house of the birthday person to celebrate the day.  Thankfully these events are mainly scheduled during the weekends.  This tradition has been going on for at least 12 years now, so it is something that has become an important part throughout the planning of the year's activities.  It is almost up there with New Year and Christmas.
...and, it helps me remembering all the birthday dates.

For some reason this year, the grand father decided to go away for his birthday, celebrating his birthday with his wife - a somewhat intimate and quiet birthday celebration for the elderly people.  Nothing wrong with that, but it might not be the best idea considering the tradition we have going and the high expectations of a free dinner. In their case at Loco Che's house.

When my 5 (almost 6) year old daughter got wind of the fact that her grand parents were deserting us and the party, to go abroad for a long weekend, she decided to take matters into her own hands.

She promptly contacted them and told them off.  Not only did she tell them that it was inappropriate to leave on holidays, but it was totally unacceptable to leave during a birthday.  "This is not the way we do things around here", she explained.  So, she kindly informed her grand parents that they had been X'd out of the calendar and the family.  It was their own fault.  They ditched the family tradition, so the family ditched them.

I think the grand parents were taken back, how honest and direct my daughter was. Tell me about it! I live with her 24/7, and I have felt her wrath a few times. It is not pleasant.

Shortly after, the family was invited to celebrate grand dad's birthday.  Another free meal, nice food, alcohol (for me at least) and a lot of good laughs.  Happy birthday grand dad.